hamlet. 23. they/them.
Special credits to the FL OC server for figuring out the text in this one
[ID: A Fallen London meme. The background picture is a crochet version of Mr. Pages, who is a space bat in a long beige cloak. The top text says in all-caps, “They Transmogrimorphicated Me Into The Shape”, and the bottom text, “Of A Markermmercial Fluffsquash”./End ID]. (by @sunrisetune )
I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman
tags from @cromerholt
Having a real "must have been the wind" kind of night
talking to allos is insane because they'll say something that is completely different from your experience and be like "yeah that's normal though"
So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:
"playing dead" is such a great phrase. i'm literally having fun ^_^ being a little silly :P
"your heart stopped" it's called commitment to the bit <3
as much as i love seeing orcas launching what appears to be intentional coordinated attacks on human ships it also makes me very sad because if it starts to become a genuine problem or even an extremely minor disruption to business people are going to just start killing them and i don't know that the orcas really understand the power differential they're dealing with here. that is why i am starting an organization whose mission will be to establish communication with the orca populace and provide them with equipment and training in order to level the playing field and empower them to take control of the seas, with the potential to open up trade and diplomatic relations on their own terms
Manifesting that an editor takes interest in my Gothic horror comic about a transmasc Victorian bodysnatcher falling for the anatomist he works for while being haunted by an obsessive poltergeist.
